Retraction

I retract that statement.

Screw that. Here I am, naked.

Statement

I only want people to see my best attributes.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I dwell on my failures and occasionally give in to the urge to call ex-girlfriends who don't want to hear from me.

Statement

I like to think about the women who still like me even though things didn't work out.