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I retract that statement.

I was in a crappy mood yesterday. Visitors are welcome. Just don't tell anyone in southern Saskatchewan about this site, thanks.

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I retract that statement.

I'm scared that someone I know might read this. Go away.

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There are many visitors today. Welcome to my blog.

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I retract that statement.

I always fear people different than me will think I'm racist, no matter what I actually think or do.

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I am not prejudiced.

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I retract that statement.

I do stupid things all the time. I'm condescending, patronizing, and I'm not smart as I think I am.

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I retract that statement.

I think that I am smarter than everyone else.

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I am a humble, nice guy.

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I retract that statement.

I am single, but I am not looking for anyone.

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I am single and I am looking for a woman.

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I retract that statement.

I mope and procrastinate. I hereby remove myself from life except for the necessities.

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I try to live life to it's fullest.