Retraction

I retract that statement.

Everything here still applies.

Statement

I have changed.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I am helplessly attracted to women who are very, very bad for me.

Statement

I want to be a good person, find a decent girl to share time with, and have a safe and happy life.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

Screw that. Here I am, naked.

Statement

I only want people to see my best attributes.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I dwell on my failures and occasionally give in to the urge to call ex-girlfriends who don't want to hear from me.

Statement

I like to think about the women who still like me even though things didn't work out.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

It's not them, it's me.

Statement

It's not me, it's them.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I was in a crappy mood yesterday. Visitors are welcome. Just don't tell anyone in southern Saskatchewan about this site, thanks.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I'm scared that someone I know might read this. Go away.

Statement

There are many visitors today. Welcome to my blog.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I always fear people different than me will think I'm racist, no matter what I actually think or do.

Statement

I am not prejudiced.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I do stupid things all the time. I'm condescending, patronizing, and I'm not smart as I think I am.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I think that I am smarter than everyone else.

Statement

I am a humble, nice guy.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I am single, but I am not looking for anyone.

Statement

I am single and I am looking for a woman.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I mope and procrastinate. I hereby remove myself from life except for the necessities.

Statement

I try to live life to it's fullest.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I sometimes purposely destroy myself by staying up late for no reason.

Statement

I do my best to sleep regularly and sufficiently.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I have done things I'm ashamed of, not lived up to my own expectations, and occasionally think of doing bad things.

Statement

I am a good person.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I feel that I am on the edge of madness sometimes.

Statement

I am sane.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I've run out of ideas for unique first dates, so I will have to reuse old ideas.

Statement

Every first date is different, because every person is different.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

Any pretty girl will do.

Statement

I am single.

I am looking for a woman.

• A good judge of character.
• She knows who she is.
• Can string words together and spell them, too.
• Over being bitter, or never was.
• Feels every day is a gift and wants to share it.
• Ready to be in a relationship.

Retraction

I retract that statement.

I will not become a monk after all.

Statement

I've just decided to become a monk. If you know me, you know how ironic and yet appropriate that is.

Statements and retractions

That's it. That's all this blog is.

Statements and retractions.